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Our Magazines And Roach Traps... Gone! All Gone!
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Our magazines and roach traps... Gone! All gone!
-- Homer remains in a state of shock after the house
fire, "Homer the Heretic"
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Our magazines and roach traps... Gone! All gone!
-- Homer remains in a state of shock after the house fire, "Homer the Heretic...
Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine....
Homer: I'm not setting foot outside this house until _that_ man is gone!
Bart: Oh, Dad! You are the living end!...
One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
Episode: Homer the Heretic
Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He <was> working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors when they came to your aid, be they [points to Ned] Christian, [Krusty] Jew, or [Apu] ....
Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer. Home
It is? Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers....