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• Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
  Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He <was> working in the hearts of your friends and neighbors when they came to your aid, be they [points to Ned] Christian, [Krusty] Jew, or [Apu] ....
• Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in &l
  my> Bible because she can't find hers. Home...
• Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7
  26. "A foolish man who who built his house on sand....
• Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell us about hers?
  Homer: Oh, she's perfect. Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?...
• That Reverend Lovejoy <really> displeases Me. I think I'll give him a canker sore.
  -- God, "Homer the Heretic...
• Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner.
  Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer the Heretic...