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Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie
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Mmm... Soylent Green.
-- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
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He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
-- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
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TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
Marge: Is it 37? Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No. -- A numbers racket, "Itchy and Scratchy...
Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
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