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• Homer: Ah, that poor woman. Lisa: We've crushed her gentle spirit.
  Bart: You people should be ashamed of yourselves....
• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• We got beets! -- Lisa, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary".
  You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my `Where's the Beef?...
• Lisa: Itchy and Scratchy seem to have lost their edge.
  .. Marge: Well, I think it conveys a very nice message about sharing....
• Homer: Well, at least _I_ liked it. Didn't I? Brai
  Oh, you don't want to know what _I_ really think. Now look sad and say "D'oh"....
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie