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There Goes The Last Lingering Thread Of My Heterosexuality.
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There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
-- Patty upon seeing Homer naked,
"Treehouse of Horror III"
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Marge: [interrupting] Homer, did you barricade the door?
Homer: Why? Oh, the Zombies.. No. [the back door collapses inward] Family...
My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
.. -- Homer Simpson in the bath, "Treehouse of Horror III...
The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
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Homer: [shocked] Barney, not you too?! Barney: I'm not a Zombie, but hey, when in Rome.
.. -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
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Your doll is trying to kill my husband! [pause] Yes, I'll hold.
-- Marge calls the hotline, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Homer: I'll take my chances in the mystery wall! [goes into it] [steps out into 3D land, looks around] [thinking] Oh, glory of glories.
Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation....
Homer: That's not so scary. Lisa: A doll... From *Hell*!
Homer: [cowardly] I'm gonna go to the store... Lisa...