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• Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
  Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
• Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
  Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?...
• Your doll is trying to kill my husband! [pause] Yes, I'll hold.
  -- Marge calls the hotline, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Doll: Here you go, buddy. Homer: Did you walk the dog?
  Doll: Yeah, he buried me a couple of times. Home...
• Oooh, what a day. Homer made me give him a sponge bath [shudders] But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.
  -- Krusty Doll to Malibu Stacey, "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
  Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
• You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they *are* making me.
  .. dizzy. Ooooohhh.....
• Homer: That's not so scary. Lisa: A doll... From *Hell*!
  Homer: [cowardly] I'm gonna go to the store... Lisa...
• Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
  -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...