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Marge: [interrupting] Homer, Did You Barricade The Door?
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Marge: [interrupting] Homer, did you barricade the door?
Homer: Why? Oh, the Zombies.. No. [the back door collapses inward]
Family: [seeing the zombies] Aaaaaaaagggggggh!
-- "Treehouse of Horror III"
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Marge: Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.
Bart: [zombie-like] Shhhhh... T V. Homer: [zombie-like] MAN....
Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
.. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...
Lisa: [staring at SB1's grave-marker] It's not working.
[sighs] [notices zombies] Bart! You cast the wrong spell -- ZOMBIES!...
Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's not a Bible...
Homer chops through door] Homer: Heeeere's Johnny!
[camera pulls back to reveal empty room] D'oh!...
Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
[switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Ned: Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal....
Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
[bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...