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Smithers: This R\'esum\'e Is Very Impressive. Let Me Be The First To Say "Abibu Gazini".
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Smithers: This r\'esum\'e is very impressive. Let me be the first to
say "Abibu gazini".
Marge: What?
Smithers: "Welcome aboard". I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.
-- What's Swahili for "Good idea,
boss"? "Marge Gets a Job"
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According to your r\'esum\'e you
this machine....
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Otto: Oh, man! He'll blow our winning streak. Moe
Yeah. Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic. Man 2: I push myself too hard....
Burns: I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate
Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?...
Marge: Honey, I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't.
You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do....