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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
  Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....
• Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
  You mean, _I_ won. Apu: But we were a team, Sir....
• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
• Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.
  Burns is going to have a little accident that might keep him from bowling with us tonight, heh heh heh....
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
  And I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery....
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....