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Last Week, Some Jeohvah's Witnesses Came To The Door, And I Wouldn't Let Them Leave.
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Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door,
and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when
I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
-- Marge, "Marge Gets a Job"
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