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I Am The Angel Of Death. The Time Of Purification Is At Hand. -- "Marge Gets A Job
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I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand.
-- "Marge Gets a Job"
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Marge Simpson : Resume : : Homemake
1980 to present \> -- It's my job, and I'll apply if I want to, "Marge Gets a Job...
Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!...
Joan: She must think you're after her eggs. Krusty: I only ate one! -- "Marge Gets a Job
Marge: Honey, I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't.
You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do....
Marge: What do I do? Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please!
According to your r\'esum\'e you
this machine....
March 15th. I wish I brought a TV. Oh God, how I miss TV!
-- Homer's journal of life in the woods, "Marge Gets a Job...
Burns: I must have her! Smithers, zoom in. Closer!
Closer! Closer, dammit! [the camera hits Marge in the forehead] Marge...
Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten. Lisa
I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight....
Zweig: Er, Marge, this may not be the best time to bring this up, but, uh, your last check bounced.
Marge: Wait, I'm remembering something. Zweig: Yes, Marge, there's still the matter of -- Marge...