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Marge: That Medicine's Not For You! Homer: [emptying Assorted Bottles Of Medicine] C'mon, Marge!
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Marge: That medicine's not for you!
Homer: [emptying assorted bottles of medicine]
C'mon, Marge! Maybe I'm not getting enough...
[reads the label] estrogen.
-- Can't get enough, uh huh, "The New Kid on the Block"
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