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• Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you.
  Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, however, I love Krusty....
• The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
  -- Thomas Carlyle (1795-1881) -- Heroes and Hero-Worship, The Hero as a Prophe...
• Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team.
  [catches Roger Clemens] Clemens, did I make the team?...
• Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's time to -- what did I teach you guys?
  Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty - down? Homer: Yess! -- Woo hoo!, "Homer Goes to College...
• Homer: Uh, and there was something else... Something I was supposed to tiptoe around.
  .. Laura's mother: My divorce. Homer: <That's> it!...
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
  You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne...