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• Laura: Are you all right? Bart's brain: She's beautiful.
  Say something clever. Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom....
• Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
  I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
• Homer: So, do you think I have a case? Hutz: I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
  Homer: Woo-hoo! -- I'm sorry, did I say `hero'? I meant `zero'. "The New Kid on the Block...
• Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
  Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Woman: They're so sweet when you marry them, but soon it's just career, career, career.
  Homer: [outside, scolding SLH] <My> hammock. Do you understand?...
• Bart: I'll show <them> who's "just a kid"! Marge
  [calling] Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams! -- "The New Kid on the Block...
• Homer: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. Marge
  Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, you raised three children who could knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing &l...
• Marge: And this is for my huggy-bug, in honor of this special day.
  [serves Homer breakfast of eggs and bacon, spelling out "I love you"] Home...