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• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Can't talk. Eating. -- Homer, "The New Kid on the Block
• Lisa: Here Dad, I brought you some nice -- aah! [sees Homer with a potted plant] Home
  Good news, Lisa: I don't need your mother any more!...
• Lisa: I think they're giving up. Nelson: Thanks for helping me out.
  You're a stand-up babe. -- This means good, right?, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Homer: Hugh, there's something I want you to have. My Dad gave me his cufflinks on the day I married Marge and they brought us good luck.
  I couldn't imagine a happier marriage. We don't have many traditions in our family, but it would mean a lot to me if you kept this one alive....
• Homer: Ooh! It's that new show about the policeman who solves crimes in his spare time.
  Bart: Crank it, Homer! Chief: You busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGonigle....
• Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
  Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
• Homer: I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
  Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....