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• Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again! Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
  Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe...
• Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
  O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....
• Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
  Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....
• Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
  Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec....
• Laura: [on the phone] Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms.
  Tinkle? First name... Bart: [whispers] Laura...
• Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
  Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe....
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
  Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
  Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch....
• Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk.
  Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more....