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• I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
  -- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
• Homer, I've got to sneak these valuable artworks out of the White House, but I can't get out of the driveway because of these protesters!
  -- President George Bush moves out of the White House, "Mr. Plow...
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
  Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
• Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
  Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
• Burns: Homer Simpson? Homer: So, you finally learned my name, eh?
  Burns: [shaking head] Homer Simpson. Homer: [freaked out] I've got no time for your demented parlor games....
• Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
  -- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
• Homer: Guess what, kids? They're going to pay us $
  50 a day to film some of the movie here....
• Bart answers the door]} Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
  } Bart: {That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...