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Marge: There's Going To Be Twice As Much Love In This House As There Is Now!
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Marge: There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is
now!
Homer: We're going to start doing it in the morning?!
-- Slow on the uptake, "Lisa's First Word"
Related:
Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
Marge: Well, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
Homer: Marge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not going to start now....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat....
Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing thi
[windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault....
Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
Homer: And tomorrow, I'm going to buy your ring back, then I'm going house-hunting.
Marge: Doesn't your job start tomorrow? Homer: Eh, somebody'll cover for me....
Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....