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• Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her [Lisa].
  Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt. -- Mmm...hairy yellow, "Lisa's First Word...
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• SMILEY :-P " I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmo
• Homer: The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
  [tucks Maggie in] I hope you never say a word....
• Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
  I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...
• Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk? Lisa
  Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt....
• We think Maggie may say her first word any day now.
  -- Marge's letter to Bart, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Marge: Once we get the cats out of the way, it won't be too bad Age
  Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house....