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• Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
  Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out....
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Bart: How about, "Crocodiles bit off my face." Marge
  That's disgusting! And besides, when a woman lives a man, it doesn't matter that a crocodiles bit off his face....
• Bart: Is Mister Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I.
  P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here?...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me, loved me.
  Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?...