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Ned: Buenos Dias, Neighboritos! The Handle Is Flanders, But My Friends Call Me Ned.
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Ned: Buenos Dias, neighboritos! The handle is Flanders, but my
friends call me Ned.
Homer: [sullen] Hi, Flanders.
-- Setting the tone for years to come,
"Lisa's First Word"
Related:
Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
Ned: We'll take good care of your boy, Simpson. Enjoy the miracle of creation!
Homer: Shut up, Flanders. [drives off] Ned...
Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
Homer: Um, Mr. Burns? ... [dreams of Ned's Leftorium store] Ned...
Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
-- Ned, "When Flanders Failed...
Flanders: Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town. When Flanders Failed...
Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny...
Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again. Home
No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is Ned Flanders, my friend!...