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• Marge: I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born.
  Lisa: "Mondale to Hart: [confused] Where's the beef?...
• Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
  Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh....
• Homer: Got your nose! Heh heh heh. Bart: Got your wallet!
  [flushes down toilet] -- Precocious, ain't he, "Lisa's First Word...
• Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle. Home
  I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What?...
• Are we there Yet?" Miles Away
• Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton.
  Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_ have a lollipop?...
• The story of the butterfly: "I was in Bogota and waiting for a lady friend.
  I was in love, a long time ago. I waited three days....
• Bart: Homer! Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
  Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy....
• Lisa: What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
  They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall....