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• Marge: The story of Lisa's first word is very cute.
  Bart+Lisa: Tell it, Mom! Tell it, Mom! Tell it! Home...
• Patty: The older they get, the cuter they ain't.
  -- The universal truth as told by a Bouvier spinster, "Lisa's First Word...
• Lord Give Me Chastity - She's Cute.
• Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
• Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
• Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
• Marge: According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk at age one, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.
  -- And then she can be the world's youngest Gene Simmons, "Lisa's First Word...
• Bart: Cool. [picks up what's left of the comet] Lisa
  We're saved! Everyone: Yay! Selma: Sure makes you appreciate the preciousness of life....
• Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary Lou Retton.
  Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_ have a lollipop?...