Homer: Well, I Guess I Should Pay My Share. Ned: [laughs] Relax, Homer.

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Homer: Well, I guess I should pay my share.
Ned: [laughs] Relax, Homer. I keep telling you, you're my guest.
Homer: Ooh, you brought me a nacho hat! Thanks, Ned.
[dips a nacho in it, then eats it]
[sings] Nacho, nacho man, I want to be a nacho man...
-- Not as creative as "Baby on Board",
"Homer Loves Flanders"

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