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I'm Out Of The Woods Now, Right? I Mean, Whatever Doesn't Kill Me Can Only Make Me Stronger!
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I'm out of the woods now, right? I mean, whatever doesn't kill me can
only make me stronger!
-- Homer recovers from a heart attack,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
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Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
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Whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
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Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
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Homer: Now Marge, if the unthinkable should happen, you're going to be lonely.
Marge: Oh Homer, I could never remarry. Homer: Darn right....
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Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
Homer: Look, I let you down, and I apologize. I know that doesn't make it right, but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me Lisa
[not convincingly] I forgive you. Homer: D'oh! You didn't mean that!...