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• I'm out of the woods now, right? I mean, whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
  -- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
  Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer stands behind an X-ray machine] Hibbert: Now what you see here is the radioactive dye flowing through your husband's circulatory system.
  Nurse: But Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!...
• Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
  Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...
• The knee bone's connected to the something, The something is connected to the red thing, The red thing is connected to my wrist watch -- Uh oh.
  -- Dr. Nick reminds himself how to do medicine, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
  Pump Jockey: It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump....
• Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
  -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Marge: Don't you have a health plan at work? Home
  We used to, but we gave it up for a pinball machine in the lounge....