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• Remember your Hippopotamus oath! -- Homer to Dr. Hibbert, "Homer's Triple Bypa
• Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
  Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $...
• Homer stands behind an X-ray machine] Hibbert: Now what you see here is the radioactive dye flowing through your husband's circulatory system.
  Nurse: But Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!...
• Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
  Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines....
• This is fascinating, Mom. Did you know they're going to stop Dad's heart for six whole minutes?
  -- Lisa describes Homer's operation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Marge: Can't you do something for him? Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.
  Homer: What an age we live in! -- Modern technology, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off.
  [Homer and Bart gasp] Hibbert: [chuckles] Did I say "leg"?...
• Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
  -- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...