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• Marge: Can't you do something for him? Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.
  Homer: What an age we live in! -- Modern technology, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Marge: Don't you have a health plan at work? Home
  We used to, but we gave it up for a pinball machine in the lounge....
• Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name.
  Lisa: The media's making a monster out of you because they don't care about the truth!...
• Lisa: All right, Dad! Bart: You rule intensive care! -- "Homer's Triple Bypa
• Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge! Nigel: [with consternation] Oh, yes.
  ..Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret....
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
  Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really?...
• Marge: Homer, I've made a special surprise just for you!
  Homer: It can only be one thing. [imagines a roast pig suggesting Homer eat his rump] Marge...