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Dear God, Thank You For Ziggy Comics, Little Baby Ducks And Sweating To The Oldies Volumes One, Two And Four.
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Dear God, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks and Sweating to
the Oldies volumes One, Two and Four.
-- Ned Flanders prays, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
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Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Homer: What are you in here for? Ned: I'm having a kidney and a lung removed.
Homer: Who are you donating them to? Ned: First come, first served....
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Great God, grant that two and two be not four. -- Ivan Turgenev...
Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear.
You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: [walking up, singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord....
Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the snow] Ned
Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders....
Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
[the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
and that's why God causes train wrecks.
-- Bart's Sunday School Teacher, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
..sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a....
Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...