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• Nick: Hi, everybody! Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick! Nick: If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!
  One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me!...
• Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
  -- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Oh, no, someone taped over the end of this! -- Dr.
  Nick Riviera's poignant observation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible.
  Homer: But I don't have $40,000! Maybe I'll just get one of these machines....
• Doctor: [on TV] ...and then, you make the incision below the collarbone.
  [splurt] Nick: Oh, no. Blood!...
• Nick: I'll perform any operation for $129.95! Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap!
  [escorts away a lobotomy patient with hands stuck in said device] All right, Fred....
• This is fascinating, Mom. Did you know they're going to stop Dad's heart for six whole minutes?
  -- Lisa describes Homer's operation, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• and that's why God causes train wrecks.
  -- Bart's Sunday School Teacher, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Nick: Calm down, Nick. Just think back to medical school.
  [a college dorm filled with hippies and junkies] Nick...