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  I could use a TV tray. Ned: Well, gee... Homer: What?...
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• Ned: Heidy-hoeroony, neighbor. What can I do you for?
  Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your bomb shelter....
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
  Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
• Bart: Any luck, Dad? Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
  [spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son, it's called a droodel....
• Ned: Howd... Phone: Greetings, friends... Maude: Ned, did you plug that phone back in?
  Homer: Shut _up_! -- When you shut up first,"Lisa's Date With Density...
• Ned: I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boy.
  Homer: Oh, come on, Flanders. I don't complain about your....