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This Is Fascinating, Mom. Did You Know They're Going To Stop Dad's Heart For Six Whole Minutes?
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This is fascinating, Mom. Did you know they're going to stop Dad's
heart for six whole minutes?
-- Lisa describes Homer's operation,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
Related:
Lisa: All right, Dad! Bart: You rule intensive care! -- "Homer's Triple Bypa
Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery....
Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
Bart: What's wrong, Dad? Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?
I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!...
Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
-- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Lisa: My dad is very sick. What's going to happen if he dies?
Albright: Well, if he's been good, he'll go to heaven....
Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
[the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
-- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...