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• Lisa: All right, Dad! Bart: You rule intensive care! -- "Homer's Triple Bypa
• Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
  Homer: Say it in English, Doc. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Bart: What's wrong, Dad? Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?
  I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!...
• Oh, it could be worse. Some dog could do the operation.
  -- Homer can't afford a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Lisa: My dad is very sick. What's going to happen if he dies?
  Albright: Well, if he's been good, he'll go to heaven....
• Nick: Good news! The operation was a complete success!
  [the ceiling shines] -- And God smiled, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Oh, no. What if they botch it? I won't have a dad-- for awhile.
  -- Bart realizes Homer needs a coronary bypass, "Homer's Triple Bypa...