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• Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
  [outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...
• Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.
  Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"? Barney...
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
  -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
  Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe....
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy. Barney
  But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack of -- Moe...
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Homer: {OK, we've got the secret vigilante handshake.
  Now we need code names. I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be Eight-Ball, Barney will be Twelve-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball....