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• Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
  Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
  If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
• Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson.
  [short silence] Barney: How long has it been?...
• Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Some nerve, telling us how to run the plant. He doesn't even have hair!
  -- Executive watches Homer's presentation, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Well, your resume [pronounced ree-zoom] seems good enough.
  .. -- Homer interviews for a secretary, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Keep brain from freezing. -- Homer Simpson Simpson and Delilah
• Moe: How many people want Homer banned from this place for life?
  Everyone: Yeah! Homer: Aw, come on, everybody. This bar is like a tavern to me....
• Barney: Aw, we should've just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.
  Moe: Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn. -- "Homer's Phobia...