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I Have Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life, Unless I Buy Something. -- Jackie Maso
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy
something.
-- Jackie Mason
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Quote #192 "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
-- Jackie Maso...
I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher.
I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said it's better that way....
I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty, ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
I'm still suffering from shock from the last war. I was almost drafted!
Luckily I was wounded while taking the physical. When I reached the psychiatrist, I said, "Give me a gun, I'll wipe out the whole German Army in five minutes....
Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure.
It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe...
I attribute my success to ambition, determination, guts, integrity, fairness, honesty, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
-- Lord Juliu...
I told him that I wouldn't even consider it unless they guaranteed me that I'd have no primary opposition and unless they would raise money for me.
-- Dan Quayle, remembering being asked to run for Congre...
When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I have ever seen, I had to do something with it.
The easiest way to drop this hot potato was to invest it, to buy shares....