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• Kid: Paper or plastic? Selma: You decide. [looks down] So, wearing a belt, are you?
  Kid: Uh-huh. Selma: No suspenders for you. Kid...
• Selma: Surly, can't you do something. Surly: Ey, Surly only looks out for one guy -- Surly.
  Selma: Hm, sorry, Surly. Surly: Shut up! -- Don't mess with Surly, "Selma's Choice...
• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
  .. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
• Selma: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
  -- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice...
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
• Selma: Make sure my iguana's okay. Troy: Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic.
  He's everywhere you wanna be. [shows Selma her room] Welcome to your new home baby, it's fantastic....
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....