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• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Little kids are tough. I saw a little kid, I gave him an orange.
  His mother said, "What do you say to the man?" The kid looked at me and said, "Peel it....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Selma: Surly, can't you do something. Surly: Ey, Surly only looks out for one guy -- Surly.
  Selma: Hm, sorry, Surly. Surly: Shut up! -- Don't mess with Surly, "Selma's Choice...
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Lisa: Look! The Seven Duffs! Bart: There's Tipsy and Queasy.
  .. Lisa: There's Surly and Remorseful... [Surly pushes Remorseful aside] [a kid takes a picture of Surly] Surly...
• Homer: [on phone] Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you?
  ... Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second....