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Selma: Thank You, Doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm Not A Doctor.
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Selma: Thank you, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
-- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice"
Related:
I'm not a doctor, although I play one on tv
Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality? Doctor: Don't worry.
Our donors have to pass a rigourous screening process....
The Doctor is ON.
Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.
I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor....
I am the one your ancestors called "The Doctor".
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!...
Doctor, doctor, I dreamt last night that I was a deck of cards.
' 'Sit down there, I'll deal with you soon'...