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• Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
  Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
• Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously] [Bart pulls back the covers] [Homer looks grotesquely sick] Ba
  Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
• Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens! -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
• Bart: I want to get off. Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
  -- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff", "Selma's Choice...
• Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend? Home
  Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice...
• Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to go to Duff Gardens some other time.
  Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change....
• Homer: Hi, kids, how was Duff Gardens? Lisa: Can't talk, coming down.
  [takes some pills] -- Lisa under psychedelia, "Selma's Choice...
• Bart: [reading] "BEER GOGGLES: See life through the eyes of a drunk.
  [puts them on] [Selma becomes a foxy lady] Selma...
• Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's missing a chromosome.
  -- Selma blames the Duff Gardens incident on Homer, "Selma's Choice...