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Officer 2: We Found This One Swimming Naked In The Fermentarium.
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Officer 2: We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.
[Lisa, heaping jittery, covered by a towl]
Lisa: [raises her arms] I am the Lizard Queen!
-- Lisa whacked out on wowee sauce, "Selma's Choice"
Related:
I can see the music! -- Lisa after getting whacked up on "water", "Selma's Choice
Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
Hey, kids! Don't forget to watch my 29th Anniversary Show, featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel wacked out on wowie-sauce!
-- Krusty, "I Love Lisa...
Lisa: Bye, Dad, don't eat any solids. Homer: But I love solids.
-- They're so sweet and tasty, "Selma's Choice...
Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
Lisa: [opening her eyes] Largo: Oh! That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it.
Lisa: [happy] I won first chair? Largo: No, you regained consciousness....
Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
Homer: Hi, kids, how was Duff Gardens? Lisa: Can't talk, coming down.
[takes some pills] -- Lisa under psychedelia, "Selma's Choice...