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• Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously] [Bart pulls back the covers] [Homer looks grotesquely sick] Ba
  Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
• Bart: It won't be any fun without you, Dad. [the car shoves off] Bart+Lisa
  YAY! -- The kids head to Duff Gardens, "Selma's Choice...
• Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to go to Duff Gardens some other time.
  Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change....
• Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's missing a chromosome.
  -- Selma blames the Duff Gardens incident on Homer, "Selma's Choice...
• Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend? Home
  Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice...
• Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens! -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
• Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
  [drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A....
• Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
  Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
• Marge: You look awful! Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!