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• Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. Cla
  [giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph....
• Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
  Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
• Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
  Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone besides Lisa for a change?...
• Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh. -- Ralph, "I Love Lisa
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• Lisa: Uhh, Miss Hoover? I don't think I can dissect an animal.
  I think it's wrong. Hoover: Okay Lisa, I respect your moral objection....
• You have one line, and then you're shot.
  -- Miss Hoover coaches Milhouse on his r\^ole as Abraham Lincoln, "I Love Lisa...
• Lenny: So long, dental plan! Homer: [thinks...] Lenny's voice
  Dental plan! Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces. Lenny's voice...
• Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy? Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
  I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla...