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• Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
  This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat....
• I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession.
  .. for Teeth. -- Dr. Wolfe, "Last Exit to Springfield...
• TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
  Homer: [dials the number] Voice: You... have reached....
• Lovejoy: Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity.
  And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this right now ....
• Marge: Homer, how long do you plan to do this? Home
  I don't know. How long do horses live? Marge: Thirty years. Homer: D'oh! -- "Lisa's Pony...
• Marge: Lisa, you got a letter. Lisa: It's from my pen-pal Anya!
  [reads] Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad....
• Marge: How's my special little guy? Lisa: How're you feeling, big brother?
  [Maggie sucks on her pacifier] Homer: Aw, this is wonderful...
• Homer: Coming through! Can't throw me out, my father's a member.
  I'm in, I'm in. Lenny: OK, OK, Homer, you're in....