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• Milhouse: You going to flush it? [a cherry bomb] Ba
  What can I say? I got a weakness for the classics. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students.
  Other principals try to unload problem cases that way....
• a scream is heard from the room above] Skinner: Bart Simpson!
  I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
  I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent....
• Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to Principal Skinner.
  Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...