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• Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student (possibly Bart Simpson) has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color sentiments.
  -- What can I say, I've got a weakness for the classics, "I Love Lisa...
• Always remember that you're representing your country.
  I guess what I'm saying is... Don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
• So, basically, I met one nice French person.
  -- Bart's summary of his trip to France, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Bart: And I'd get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom?
  Marge: Yes, Bart. Bart: And one back? -- We'll think about it, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Always remember that you're representing our country.
  I guess what I'm saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• We think Maggie may say her first word any day now.
  -- Marge's letter to Bart, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
  I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....