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• Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn. -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
• Three simple words: I am gay. -- Homer helps Bart write a letter, "Bart the Love
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minute
  eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy....
• Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
• Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer, "I Love Lisa
• Kerny: To the library! Jimbo: Yeah! -- "I Love Lisa
• Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
  Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!...
• Lisa: Just make up some excuse! [running to hide] Home
  [answering the door] She's in the can. Go away. -- "I Love Lisa...