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  Chief Wiggum: Really? I keep my pants on in this version. -- "I Love Lisa...
• Attention all units!
  Riot in progress at (*click*) -- Chief Wiggum turns a deaf ear, "I Love Lisa...
• Ah, nothing beats a good porno movie. -- Chief Wiggum, "I Love Lisa
• Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops!
  Chief Wiggum: [suddenly afraid] They are? Oh, no!...
• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
  Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
• Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
  What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba...
• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
  [Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside] Wiggum...
• Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
  Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...
• Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
  Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie book] mo- tive....