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Since Boyhood, I Have Yearned To Be On The One-dollar Bill.
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Since boyhood, I have yearned to be on the one-dollar bill...
-- Auditions for the part of George Washington,
"I Love Lisa"
Related:
I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are square.
-- Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the Iconocla...
Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
.. Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinne...
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done..
Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...
Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemie
he Elementary School, the local tavern, the old age home....
Marge: Since I got my present early, I think you should get yours early too!
Lisa: Bart got a present early? Then I should get a present early!...
Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermount noted in January, 1966, "I'm not very keen for doves or hawks.
I think we need more owls." -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wi...
Woman: They seem to be revealing the story of your first love.
Do you want me to continue? Lisa: [gulps] Guess so....
Lisa: I'll stop buying Malibu Stacey clothing. Ba
And I'll take up smoking and give that up. Homer: Good for you, son....