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• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Lisa: I'm not sure if I <should> go. I don't even like him.
  Bart: You're right, Lis, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest....
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them! Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
  Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again?...
• Lisa: Are you hiding something from me? Homer: Like what?
  Lisa: Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
  Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....