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• Lisa: Oh Bart, I forgot my math book. Could you hold this for me, please?
  Bart: [Curly-esque] Why, <sointantly>! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....
• Lisa: I made a new bar of soap by squeezing all our little soap slivers together!
  [holds up a multi-colored ball of soap slivers] Marge...
• Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you.
  Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years?...
• Lisa: Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your identity.
  You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one- hour photo, instant oatmeal society....
• Lisa: [echoic from Bart's dream] First prize! First prize!
  First prize! Bart: Why are you saying that? Lisa: Just screwing with your mind....
• Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
  But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
• Marge: I don't know... Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention, but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young woman.
  Homer: Oh, so that's it, this is some kind of underwear thing. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• STACKED VIRGIN -- a cherry tomato.